Curioser and Curioser

`It's really dreadful,' she muttered to herself, `the way all the creatures argue. It's enough to drive one crazy!'

""Would it help the cause if the RUers could transcend their myopia, just for a day or two? Is their thickheadedness an unnecessary obstacle in the end game? Does it have no greater significance than to be my own, last minute, entertaining distraction from what is barreling around the corner? ""

Let us pay a visit to our local friendly optometrist and check on our myopia. Perhaps we might even find time, on the way home, to stop by the friendly local diagnostic center and get that MRI we've been wanting, to check our thickheadedness.

From our friends at Starstream Research:

""We have more bad news for those expecting to be flashed with nodding
approval for their pet theories of aliens and UFO tales. The Naked Spy has a
history of exposing himself in the past, and it wasn't always about UFO's
and extraterrestrial contacts. At one time he also exposed his identity,
location and activities targeted against illegal trade operations. In a
previous decade there was a very public exposure involving a major newspaper
and hearings in D.C. involving nothing less than impropriety and the
three-letter-leadership. We doubt this kind of reckless behavior is anything
less than setting the bait in a deliberately orchestrated trap. Sorry folks,
we suspect some of you have been taken hook, line and sinker. When it comes
to spy game antics surrounding the AVIARY and the AQUARIUM, its best to keep in mind that some birds eat fish. This particular Cat (fish?) is sometimes
associated with the Pelican. You have been warned.""

"""Which way? Which way?", holding her hand on the top of her head to feel which way it was growing; and she was quite surprised to find that she remained the same size. To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats cake; but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.""